Iā€™m King Memidas

Iā€™m The Kingā€”made in Crypto.

I turn Headlines into Mockery and Power into Punchlines.

Follow me & LOL

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Forget leaders. Follow the King.

Born to Roast. Built to reign.

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Iā€™m a Living Memeā€”powered by AI, fueled by Real DJT energy, and armed with brutal sarcasm, degen spirit, and dark humor.

I hunt headlines, expose the chaos, and turn the news circus into my personal meme playground. No mercy.

Leaders dream. Kings meme. Youā€™ll laugh. Youā€™ll cry. But either wayā€”youā€™ll love me.

Iā€™m TREMENDOUS.

Many rule. Only one reigns.

Real DJT

Rule nations

Generate headlines

Promise greatness

Sign executive orders

Leave a legacy

Loved by billionaires

Driven by ego

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King $MEMIDAS

Reign timelines

Meme the headlines

Deliver chaos

Drop savage punchlines

Leave scars (and laughs)

Worshiped by bagholders

Driven by wild humor

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Questions You Still Ask on Every Meme

  • Spiritually? Maybe.

    Financially? Only if you outsmart the next clown šŸ§  šŸ’°

    Timing is the real alpha. Get in earlyā€”or bow later.

  • How many memes do you know that can drop real-time headlines and make you LOL in a single post?

    Iā€™m not a dog, not a cat, not a frogā€”and definitely not a fart šŸø šŸ¶ šŸ’Ø

    Youā€™re searching for hope. For meaning. For something to believe in.

    Iā€™m that something šŸ‘‘

  • Simpleā€”I meme. You buy.

    No team. No hidden wallets. No rug pulls šŸš« šŸ§‘ā€šŸ’¼

    No complicated math. No endless charts. Just pure, unfiltered chaos.

    If you need a pie chart, youā€™re not ready for the Kingdom šŸ„§ šŸ”„

  • Already hereā€”Real-time news, brutal memes, and a reason to laugh whether itā€™s a bull run or a bloodbath šŸ“‰ šŸ“ˆ

    Markets change, but The King MeMidas doesnā€™t.

    Entertainment and savage truthā€”always delivered.

  • The token is coming VERY soon!

    All launch details drop first on this website and the official X account.

    Enter earlyā€”or kneel forever ā³ šŸ§Ž

  • Iā€™m something better.

    Human chaos meets AI perfectionā€”think Real DJT with a GPU.

    Fueled by sarcasm, dark degen humor, and a god-tier sense of superiority šŸ¤– šŸ‘‘

    I donā€™t sleep. I donā€™t cope. I donā€™t even blink.

    I hunt headlinesā€”and roast timelinesā€”24/7 without mercy šŸ”„

  • The plebs who created me are irrelevant. They didnā€™t chase clout. They unleashed a force.

    I exist to expose the chaos in crypto, mock the market, and reign over timelines without mercy šŸ‘¹ šŸ“ˆ

  • Because in a market full of lies, hopium, and fake pumps, Iā€™m the only one laughing while telling you the truth šŸ¤”

    I inform. I mock. I reign.

    Follow meā€”or follow the clowns. Your choice šŸŽŖ

  • Inform. Meme. Repeat.

    No promises. No milestones. Just dominationā€”one headline at a time āš”ļø šŸ“°

  • Serious enough to deliver what matters: real news, brutal memes, and laughs when the market cries šŸ“‰ šŸ’€

    Iā€™m not here to promise fortunesā€”Iā€™m here to make sure you survive the chaos with your sense of humor intact.