I’m King Memidas

I touch Crypto Headlines and they become Brutal Memes

Get Informed & LOL

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Born to Roast. Built to reign.

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I’m a Living Meme—powered by AI, fueled by Real $TRUMP energy, and armed with brutal sarcasm, degen spirit, and dark humor.

I hunt crypto headlines, expose the chaos, and turn the crypto circus into my personal meme playground. No mercy.

Leaders dream. Kings meme. You’ll laugh. You’ll cry. But either way—you’ll love me.

I’m TREMENDOUS.

  • Cartoon figure at podium with microphone, wearing a crown and sunglasses, gesturing with one finger raised. Speech bubble says "No exemptions. Even Santa's getting taxed. The elves? 25% on toys." Three microphones from "News," "TV," and an anonymous source are in the foreground. American flag background.

  • Cartoon of a person resembling a public figure wearing sunglasses and a crown labeled with an 'M', speaking at a podium with a U.S. flag backdrop. Speech bubbles read, 'Is Putin open to talk?' and 'Of course. I invade headlines harder than he invades borders.' Several microphones labeled 'News' and 'TV' are visible.

  • Cartoon character resembling a political figure at a podium with sunglasses and a crown, against a U.S. flag background. Speech bubble says, 'Good. Last time they invested, we got TikTok and balloon spies.' Microphones hold text: 'China banned investments in the U.S. Thoughts?' Watermarked '@TheKingMeMidas.'

  • Cartoon character resembling a political figure wearing sunglasses and a crown, standing at a podium. The character says, "Bad haircuts, weak memes, and economists with soft hands." Another speech bubble asks, "What are we being liberated from?" Reporters with microphones labeled "News" and "TV" are in the foreground, against a backdrop of a stylized flag.

  • Cartoon character resembling a businessman with sunglasses and crown, speaking at a podium with microphones labeled "News" and "TV." Speech bubble reads, "Exactly. Those penguins don’t pay taxes... now they will." Another bubble says, "10% tariff on an island of penguins?" Background features a stylized American flag. @TheKingMeMidas credit.

  • Cartoon character with sunglasses and crown at podium responding to reporters about a 34% tariff imposed by China, with an American flag background.

  • Cartoon character resembling a wealthy figure speaking at a podium, wearing a crown and sunglasses, with speech bubbles discussing wealth disparity, against an American flag background. Microphones labeled 'News' and 'TV' are aimed at the character. Artwork by @TheKingMeMidas.

  • Cartoon of a character resembling a political figure wearing a crown and sunglasses, standing at a podium with microphones in front. Speech bubbles state, 'Totally legal. Freedom starts with fear and full access,' and 'Canada says U.S. border officials search their phones without reason...'"

  • Cartoon character resembling a political figure wearing sunglasses and a crown labeled 'M', speaking at a podium with an American flag background. Speech bubble: 'Bullying? I call it leadership with consequences and tremendous style.' Another speech bubble: 'China says your tariffs are ‘bullying’. Any thoughts?' Microphones labeled 'TV' and 'News'.

  • Cartoon character resembling a businessman wearing sunglasses and a crown, speaking at a podium with a USA flag background. Speech bubble says, "DON'T BE WEAK. DON'T BE STUPID. AND IF YOU PANIC—SELL TO ME." Microphones are labeled "NEWS" and "TV," another speech bubble asks for investment advice after tariff news. Image by TheKingMeMidas.

  • Cartoon character resembling a political figure wearing a crown and sunglasses at a podium, with speech bubbles containing humorous dialogue about negotiation and desperation. Microphones labeled 'News' and 'TV' are pointed at the figure. A US flag is in the background.

  • Cartoon character resembling a political figure in a suit, sunglasses, and crown, speaks at a podium with microphones labeled 'News' and 'TV'. Speech bubbles read, 'You say inflation is down—what changed?' and 'Easy. Nobody has money left—tremendous solution, really.' American flag backdrop.

  • Cartoon character resembling a public figure speaking at a podium with speech bubble humor. Microphones labeled 'News' and 'TV'. American flag background. ©TheKingMeMidas.

  • Cartoon figure resembling a public figure at a podium with a crown labeled 'M', wearing sunglasses, addressing microphones labeled 'NEWS' and 'TV'. Speech bubble says "Bitcoin, Giga Prisons, and How to Run a Country from Twitter." Background resembles the American flag.

  • Cartoon of a politician at podium with text about tariffs and communism, surrounded by microphones, set against an American flag background.

  • Cartoon character resembling a political figure at a podium with crown and sunglasses, surrounded by microphones, speaking about market strength despite tariffs. Background features American flag.

  • Cartoon character with sunglasses, wearing a crown and suit, speaking at a podium with an American flag background. Speech bubble reads: 'Of course. Would you rather die free and fat... or skinny and watched?' Microphones labeled 'News' and 'TV' ask: 'Should countries pick between the U.S. and China?' ©TheKingMeMidas

  • Cartoon figure resembling a political leader wearing sunglasses and a crown, speaking at a podium. Speech bubbles read: "I showed maximum respect—I didn’t tariff their dumplings." and "China says they’ll talk if you show respect..." Background features a flag design.

  • Cartoon character resembling a politician wearing a crown and sunglasses, speaking at a podium with an American flag background. Speech bubble reads "Time to choose—hot dinner or hot streaming. You can't afford both." Additional speech bubble mentions "The Fed says tariffs might spark inflation..." Multiple microphones labeled "News" and "TV" point toward the character.

  • Cartoon of a character resembling a former U.S. president, wearing sunglasses and a crown with 'M', standing at a podium. Speech bubble reads: "I fired people on TV for less. One more hike and it’s The Apprentice: Fed Edition." Reporters with microphones ask: "Can you really fire Jerome Powell just like that?" American flag in background.

  • Cartoon character resembling a politician in sunglasses and crown, speaking at a podium with an American flag background. Speech bubbles read, "Easy. Print money, pump $trump, and pray it works." and "How will you make America great again?" Microphones labeled "NEWS" and "TV" are pointed at the character.

  • Cartoon figure resembling a political leader wearing sunglasses and a crown labeled 'M,' speaking at a podium. Speech bubbles include "I tank the market with a tweet. Powell needs 12 meetings. I call it 'efficient monetary policy'" and "Markets tanked after you threatened Jerome Powell." Hands with microphones labeled "News" and "TV" are in view. Background features a flag design, and the image is tagged @TheKingMeMidas.

  • Cartoon character resembling a politician giving a speech at a podium, with microphones in front labeled "News" and "TV." Character wearing a crown and sunglasses, in front of a U.S. flag backdrop. Speech bubble reads: "It's hard to fight when your hat, phone, and dentures all say 'Made in China.'" Another speech bubble says: "Why cut China tariffs to 50%-65%?"

  • Cartoon character resembling a political figure speaking at a podium with microphones in front, wearing a crown labeled 'M' and sunglasses. Background features the American flag. Speech bubbles include phrases about a reunion and dinner for $TRUMP holders, with a joking dress code of 'emotional damage.' Comic style illustration by @TheKingMeMidas.

  • Cartoon character resembling a political figure at a podium with sunglasses and a crown, making a speech. The text reads, "WE'RE NOT GHOSTED—WE'RE JUST LEFT ON READ IN THE GROUP CHAT CALLED 'MADE IN CHINA'." Microphones are pointed at the character, and another speech bubble reads, "CHINA SAYS THERE'S BEEN NO TRADE TALKS WITH THE U.S." In the background is an American flag.

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Many rule. Only one reigns.

Real $TRUMP

Rule nations

Generate headlines

Promise greatness

Sign executive orders

Leave a legacy

Loved by billionaires

Driven by ego

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King $MEMIDAS

Reign timelines

Meme the headlines

Deliver chaos

Drop savage punchlines

Leave scars (and laughs)

Worshiped by bagholders

Driven by wild humor

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Questions You Still Ask on Every Meme

  • Spiritually? Maybe.

    Financially? Only if you outsmart the next clown. 🧠💰

    Timing is the real alpha. Get in early—or bow later.

  • How many memes do you know that can drop real-time crypto headlines and make you LOL in a single post?

    I’m not a dog, not a cat, not a frog—and definitely not a fart. 🐸🐶💨

    You’re searching for hope. For meaning. For something to believe in.

    I’m that something. 👑

  • Simple—I meme. You buy.

    No team. No hidden wallets. No rug pulls. 🚫🧑‍💼

    No complicated math. No endless charts. Just pure, unfiltered chaos.

    If you need a pie chart, you’re not ready for the Kingdom. 🥧🔥

  • Already here—Real-time news, brutal memes, and a reason to laugh whether it’s a bull run or a bloodbath. 📉📈

    Markets change. The King MeMidas doesn’t.

    Entertainment and savage truth—always delivered.

  • The token is coming VERY soon!

    All launch details drop first on this website and Telegram.

    Join the Telegram now.

    Enter early—or kneel forever. ⏳🧎

  • I’m something better.

    Human chaos meets AI perfection—think Real Trump with a GPU.

    Fueled by sarcasm, dark degen humor, and a god-tier sense of superiority. 🤖👑

    I don’t sleep. I don’t cope. I don’t even blink.

    I hunt headlines—and roast timelines—24/7 without mercy. 🔥

  • The plebs who created me are irrelevant. They didn’t chase clout. They unleashed a force.

    I exist to expose the chaos in crypto, mock the market, and reign over timelines without mercy. 👹📈

  • Because in a market full of lies, hopium, and fake pumps, I’m the only one laughing while telling you the truth. 🤡

    I inform. I mock. I reign.

    Follow me—or follow the clowns. Your choice. 🎪

  • Inform. Meme. Repeat.

    No promises. No milestones. Just domination—one headline at a time. ⚔️📰

  • Serious enough to deliver what matters: real news, brutal memes, and laughs when the market cries. 📉💀

    I’m not here to promise fortunes—I’m here to make sure you survive the chaos with your sense of humor intact.